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Why Trump's Hair Matters

9/21/2016

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The wife of my youth, affectionately known as The Great Blonde, frets as she watches the newscasts bombard innocent but curious people with the old and latest juicy tidbits concerning the two leading Presidential cOndidates.
 
I sympathize with her as it really is hard to make a decision of such import when all things are considered. Each points out the flaws of the other, each thinking, this is the silver bullet. I suppose they are discovering that silver bullets only work on Werewolves.
 
Near as folks can tell the concern has spun down to one thing about each, and strangely even this has not been effectively settled.
 
Hair.
 
Two main issues on the hair. Hillary’s hair is most certainly colored, else they would paint her as a gray haired old hag. As to her hair, it is most likely genuine, giving a sliver of something close to reality.
 
Trump? He’s a different story, as was vividly brought to the fore during his appearance on a late night comedy show. The host seriously wanted to touch and mess up Mr. Trump’s hair. Of course this tells us much more about the probable problems of the host than it does anything about Mr. Trump. His hair, as was President Reagan’s, is naturally orange. However, the rumor persists that he wears at least a hair piece. The late show convinced the great blonde, yes, the hair is his. To many this is more important than anything the opposition throws his way in so far vain attempts to denigrate his personal integrity and qualifications.
 
As the great one was gloating over the hosts failure to pull out any false hair, I made a horrible marital mistake. I suggested that one thing may be in play which has so far been overlooked; Gorilla Glue. If, in fact, Mr. Trump is fastening a hair piece, using Gorilla Glue, you could pull his toes through his skull before the glue would give way. This simple, ignorant observation by Joyce’s husband of 52 years and dear friend of 54 years and some months, got me into what I am getting more afraid is a form of the eternal abyss.
 
Soon, we will have answers. For now, we must wait and see which of these two questions is having the most impact on the decision of Americans to choose our next president. A woman whose main qualification is that in fact her hair is hers naturally and this is one thing she is telling the truth about.
 
The mystery of Donald’s hair continues to grow in importance, much like the thought that somewhere in Kenya lies a birth certificate…
 
Proverbs17:22 A merry heart does good, like medicine, But a broken spirit dries the bones.
(It’s to laugh).
 
Copyright © 2016 Larry Lilly

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