“Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine!” Dianne Wilkinson.
It’s amazing how when you pray, God, just out of nowhere answers. Candy Machine, simply fell into my life, fresh from the Throne of Grace, wrapped in feathers from angel wings. What a way for the Lord to arouse me from writer’s block.
Now, instead of wading through piles of marriage counseling literature from the pens of Dr. Clyde Narramore, Dr. Phil, or Oprah Winfrey, I will redeem much of the Lord’s time by offering people four dollars to try their luck at a candy machine. I think there is one at the airport just up the road.
It’s probably a known psychological truth that 2 candy bars for the price of one, will, with infallible occurrence, trump a less than ideal marriage. The time I could have saved, the happiness to be poured into the world with this help I received moments ago is incalculable.
I know that some of my dear readers, perhaps you, will doubt the efficacy of an extra candy bar to wipe away the tears of a less than ideal marriage. But, hey, you’ve probably tried everything else.
We are taught that married people are to love each other as Christ loves, and to give ourselves, lock, stock and barrel to each other. Easy to say.
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